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Sarasota News Leader OH, THOSE AMENITIES Celebrity has a 1:2 staff-to-passenger ratio, and the cruise line specializes in making you feel like a rock star. No matter where you go, there is always a staffer who somehow remembers your name, looks you in the eye with a gigantic, "Good morning, Lord Matt," or "Lord Matt, I will be folding your towels into a monkey tonight; I hope you like it," or my personal favorite, "Lord Matt, it looks like November 23, 2012 Page 89 you had fun tonight. Would you like room ser- vice?" Never, ever, ever in my life have I ordered room service because I am too cheap. That being said, if you meet new friends and one happens to be a sassy Brit accompanied by her full-of-life mother, they may talk you into sitting in the Molecular Bar way past your bedtime. Should that happen, room service is the best thing sailing on the seven seas. Every day the butler demonstrated whimsical ways of leaving the fresh towels. Contributed/Matt Orr